the true american experience is wondering if you just heard firecrackers or gunshots
PLEASE TELL ME THIS IS A JOKE
bonus points: both are illegal in your state and you still cannot tell
Let’s play a game called “I’m totally joking, but would do that in a heartbeat if you were into it”
I may be crying prematurely.
They can’t do what I think they’re doing…
WHAT THE FUXK NO